Have you ever wanted to be like the upstanding young gentlemen pictured? We have what you're looking for at G-Funk University!!!!

Yo WaZzUp My HoMiE G-fUnKs!! WeLcOmE tO g-FuNk UnIvErSiTy! We gots tha masta plan, homeslice!

Be sure to check out our extensive course options:
Pre-Med: When you pop tha wrong brotha, learn how to prevent him from bleeding to death!
Pre-Physical Therapy: We all know how tough it is to outrun the popo. Y0 homie g-funks need to be in great shape!
Pre-Law: Defend y0 brothas in court! No more shitty ass state hired lawyazz!
Agricultural Sciences: Grow ya OWN weed! Save a brotha some CIZZASH!!
Religious Studies: When y0 homie g is dyin on tha curb, popped by a rival h0, help him find Jizzesus!

Don't forget G-Funk University's many sports opportunities! Rifle shooting and track (for running from the popo)!!!!! GO BLASTAZZ!!!!!!!

75% of our applicants have SAT scores of 400 and above!!! Chill wit a gang straight out of college!!! Now accepting applications!!!

Disclaimer: No white brizzead allowed!!! We only accept da brothazz! The only exception is Zoltan Magyar. If you're Zoltan Magyar, you look like this:

Zoltan Magyar's the MAN!!! No chicks either, except to cheer on our rifle shooting matches!!! Owning a slick ass piece can subsitute for an application. We accept 71 out of 76 applications!!! Apply today!!!!!